I’m Not Lazy, I’m Royal — A Blanket Cat’s Diary

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(A blog post from the fluffiest queen of the house)

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 Exhibit A: Me being majestic under the covers

Hello, Hoomans. It’s me—Olae, the softest, sassiest, sleepiest cat you’ll ever meet.
Today I was hiding under the human's blanket, plotting world domination (or maybe just a nap snack combo).

Look at my serious eyes.
They say, “I am thinking deeply about the mysteries of the tuna can.”

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 Exhibit B: The floof attack position

Here’s a rare sight: me, floof-side-up on the living room floor.
Some say I’m dramatic. I say I’m expressing art with my belly.
Feel free to admire, but DO NOT touch unless invited.
Consent is everything, darling.

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 Exhibit C: Secret sleeping bunker unlocked

My humans thought they hid the coziest spot…
But I, Olae the wise, have discovered the pillow cave of dreams.
I snored like a loaf of bread for two hours straight.
It was glorious.

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 A Message from Your Local Floof

Life is short.
Take more naps. Yell for food dramatically. Sit in boxes that don’t fit.
And most importantly?
Look adorable while doing nothing.

Until next nap, Olae 🐱💤

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🪄 P.S. If you liked my post, bring me more treats. Or tell your cats about me. I accept head pats (occasionally).

     

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